Happy Birthday Capricorn, all you gorgeous goats, you stubborn Earth babies (we can say that, because we are January girls ourselves).  It’s your month, and we want you to take a little time off of work (as hard as that is for you to do) and celebrate yourselves. 

We can’t figure out any reason for this to exist, which means we’re enchanted that it does. Neiman Marcus has a Zodiac Kitty necklace ($950, above) in 18K white and yellow gold with pave diamond trim. Look closely: The Kitty is actually a goat.

Uncommon Goods’ Zodiac heirloom pouch ($28, above left, click on Capricorn in their listing) is handmade by Washington artist Kate Golda. It closes with a handcrafted porcelain button, and is the perfect size for keepsake letters, cards and photos. Every zodiac sign comes with a tag listing three of its attributes; our darling Capricorn goat’s says “determined, hardworking, thoughtful.”

The Capricorn watch from Blue Chopsticks (above right) has miniature heart, sun, stars, moon and golden goat charms floating amid a sky chart that surrounds the analog dial ($45). Oh, and it also tells the time. Amazon offers one that’s a tad more subdued, highlighting the sun and the constellation itself ($49, was $200).

Dream Seeds is a pretty little Web site selling all manner of astrological, fantasy and new age whimsy. We’re in love with their black, white and pink stone-and-metal Capricorn amulet; the crystals are chosen for specific reasons, and no two pieces are alike ($20, below left).

Because you are a Capricorn, we know you’re not capricious in your spending, so you may hesitate before considering this Szul diamond Capricorn pendant ($489, above right). It could be an investment; have you ever known a diamond to let you down?

The January teenager in your house would love this Zodiac dog-tag necklace from Uncommon Goods; one of the recycled sterling tags has the zodiac symbol, the other is engraved with two of the sign’s characteristics (They say we’re wise and patient. We won’t disagree ($90).

Restoration Hardware’s Capricorn paperweight is as dependable and hardworking as we are; crafted in brass, it features RH’s own astrological artwork ($14, was $35). We are especially fond of the fact that the goat is lowering his head in battle, as we’ve been accused of being a bit hard-headed.

And if you really want to make a goat laugh, order the Bad Capricorn mug ($15, left) at Zazzle, which cuts right to the chase: Skeptical, Stubborn, Holds a Grudge, Never Satisfied, Anxious and eight more of our proudest moments. It’s good to be understood.