We are in a mood for attitude today. We are in a mood for people who sass their bosses, who talk back when they shouldn’t, who get their mouths washed out with soap. We’re going trolling for bloggers who believe they are the center of the universe, and say so.

We are in the mood for Fashion Binge, actually, which is right now (a) dying for Office’s gray patent platforms ($109, left), (b) doubting whether Topshop will ever, ever open, and is grooving on Nicole Richie’s House of Harlow jewelry ($22-$125, above) while waiting for the Barbie Loves Stila products at her Sephora store ($40-$72). It’s a tall order, but Fashion Binge seems up to it.

If a picture is worth a thousand blog words, Who What Wear has got to be worth millions. They tuck more shopping, trend and price information into a single Polyvor image than you and I combined could carry in our shopping bags. Right now they’re whining about their Southern California heat wave (damned slackers), but they make up for it by blogging about some darned cute cold-weather fashions on Kate Hudson, Blake Lively (Bryna Nicole Loyola satchel, $320), Kirsten Dunst and Chloe Sevigny (red Doc Martens boots, $110).

Here’s how cool the UK Fashion Chicks (above) are: They have ads from Net-A-Porter.com on their site. Yes. Now, this in itself is not enough to make us worship their blog; honestly, when we see an ad from Net-A-Porter, our reflex is to go Straight There Right Now and look at all the fabulous handbags. So it says something that Fashion Chicks can catch our eye with this LB corset mini-D from the Coco Ribbon shop in Notting Hill ($285, was $473, left), and this bright silk Johnathan Saunders dress at Browns ($1,056). By the way, bookmark Browns. It’s our new BFFF (best fashion friend forever).

Ask Fashion Kitty is an insane little blog where TV-baby fashionistas can write and find out where to find the hot pink platform ankle boots Erin Lucas wore on The City, or who designed the lace dress Blair was wearing on Gossip Girls when she was stood up by Chuck. Crucial matters, these, and Fashion Kitty is all over it. She also gives advice to readers with fashion emergencies, such as the 17-year-old girl who needs to cover up at the beach: “I am 5 feet, 2 inches tall, and I weigh about 110 pounds. My body type is pretty normal, but i have a huge butt and huge thighs.” Does Fashion Kitty pounce on this? Yes, but in a nice way, with such offerings as these Tufi Duek pants at Bluefly ($75, were $110) this Michael Kors tunic at Net-A-Porter ($695, below left) and these jazzy little Juicy Couture sandals ($175). Purr.

You have to like anyone who will complain about Wet Seal, which is one reason we are brand new fans of Cupcakes and Cashmere. Emily details her delight upon finding that the Wet Seal Web site has apparently undergone some kind of tasteful makeover, and then her dismay upon finding that the actual storefront hasn’t repented a bit. She does achieve her objective, however — this ruched-neck floral peasant dress ($29.50, above right). We also dig the fact that Emily revels both in really cool handbags (Gryson’s Hannah, $675) and the L.A. flea market (below).

Melanie lives and blogs in New York City with a beagle named Sophia Loren, and that’s really all we need to know to put Platinum Blonde Life on our favorites list, isn’t it? This week she’s stalking the Johnny Depp photo shoot in French Glamour, showing off the Mayle Resort collection and grieving the demise of the Jayne Mayle line; we are too, after finding the flirty Athena top ($445). And clearly the Barbie Loves Stila line is going to be huge, because Melanie also is panting for it. What is the deal, people? She’s a doll!!