Perhaps you’re a little too shy to don the season’s big chunky necklaces and oversized arm bangles. Are those giant hoops still a bit more than you can handle? If your fashion statements are small but still significant (or just plain silly) we’ve found nine pairs of earrings for you:

 1. Are you a foodie? Then you’ll love the tiny fork and spoon earrings made by artist Victoria Mason at the Australian Web site Oyemodern. They’re $45 (yes, that’s in U.S. dollars).

2. If you’re a slow mover until you have your Starbucks double ex? Then the little bitty coffee cups by the same artist are yours for $45.

3. Just in time for Halloween (or any time if you’re into this kind of thing) two tiny skulls with rubies for eyes by Me & Ro are waiting for you, but they’re not cheap: on sale for $209.

 4. We’re not really sure what tiny meany pirate ducks mean, but if that’s the look you want, then get them at Dawanda.

5. Still looking for more foodie earrings? Try these sterling silver whisks from Uncommon Goods for $65.

 6. If you’re a handyman, or woman, then you’ll get a giggle out of these wee levels that really work. Look snappy in them, and then use them to hang a painting, for $65.

7. If dance is more your cup of tea, then you’ll want to snap up the hand-painted tiny dancer earrings from Etsy for $15.

8. Still holding onto that collection of LPs in the off chance that the turntable revolution will return? Then don the small replicas of LPs, also from Etsy, for a very reasonable $4. And, last but, well, maybe they’re least . . .

9. How can you resist a pair of very small grilled cheese sandwich earrings? We’re hungry just looking at them. They’re also from Etsy, for $17.